So, although I cannot reveal my sources, I have finally procured my shine. And all I can say is whoa, WHOA. This is serious stuff!! Although it has apples and cinnamon in it, this juice will knock you out!
So tomorrow, I’m making a cake with some of the shine. It was part of the agreement with my ‘procurer.’ If all he wants is cake in return for my shine, well, then, hell, let him eat cake!
Ummm, well, wait – I’ve never made a cake, nonetheless a moonshine cake. Please don’t tell him this. And keep your fingers crossed!